Boat Act

What is Boat Act?

1.

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")

Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."

See boat act, comedian, singer, failure, performer
50

Random Words:

Ugnot
1. Alternate spelling of ugnaught, the midget pig things in the Star Wars universe. Commonly refers to an ugly (pig-like) person. She was..
Read more
Brown-nose
1. To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser". "Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, h..
Read more
Qettoe
1. The aerosol particles that are ejected from the anus during an exceptionally moist and scorching fart. There was much qettoe on my face..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free