What is Boat Fucker?
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A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...
He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.
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sticking your tongue all the way up a guys ass who just ate 100 plus chicken wings. Then after that making out with that mans mother.
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