Boat Fucker

What is Boat Fucker?


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A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).

Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.

See boat, boats, fucker, fuck


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