What is Boat Fucker?
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A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...
He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.
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The end of civilization caused by the earth being overrun by zombies.
The dead have risen; grab your shotgun, it's the zombacolyps..
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When two or more traveling people gather to discuss where to spend the day or night.
"those dudes on the corner aren't Bums,..
