Boat Monkey

What is Boat Monkey?

A female companion on a boat that will take care of everyone's sexual desires, usually heavy drinking is involved.

Hey Dave, did you get a chance to use Lindsy on your boat trip last week? Man, you get her drunk and she turns into quite the boat monkey.

See office bicycle, slut, whore, prostitute, real estate agent

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