What is Boat Monkey?
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A female companion on a boat that will take care of everyone's sexual desires, usually heavy drinking is involved.
Hey Dave, did you get a chance to use Lindsy on your boat trip last week? Man, you get her drunk and she turns into quite the boat monkey.
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