What is Boating?
1.
the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.
Fix that blizzy because it's boating.
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2.
funny word to say randomly.
definition: to go out on a boat and tool around randomly. you idiot, you don't know what boating means.
used to cause maximum distraction and confusion in the surrounding area. Throw it into your speech in random areas.
Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.
'hey whats up man, we're going to the club, you comin? hell ya, man, boating!'
OR
(on meeting someone) nice to meet you, boating.
OR
(on leaving a pal) see later bro, boating!
3.
As a female, coming over to the U.S. from the Middle East, and because you must technically stay a virgin, you only have anal sex.
She's boating because if she got pregnant, her parents would disown her.
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4.
Just saying it as it is, instead of forcively saying "hi" to people at the office, you simply say "Boating!" as you walk past them, which shows you acknowledge them as you walk past, yet you're too busy to stop & chat. It is also fun to say over the intercom.
"Boating!" -you
"Boating!" -coworker
