Bob Malcolm

What is Bob Malcolm?

A phrase to describe a situation where a male has been with a female but did not achieve sexual intercourse.

Neil - "So Grant, bang that slag last nite?"

Grant - "Nah, i got Bob Malcolmed!"

See bob, malcolm

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