What is Bob Saget?
1.
The lowest card in a Full House.
I sure got dealt a Bob Saget.
2.
The illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.
O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!
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3.
A common phrase used by the tourettes guy, from tourettesguy, in the place of "oh shit."
Tourettes guy's fish sticks are hard as tits.. "OH BOB SAGET!"
4.
The guy in the movie "Half Baked" who said:
"Marijuana's not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! Have you ever sucked dick for Marijuana? Boo this man"
*Everybody boos Dave Chappelle*
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5.
Taking a poop, while masturbating, and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
Last night I got really bored and did a Bob Saget in the bathroom.
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6.
A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act.
Bob Saget is god?
Why that's ENLIGHTENING!
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7.
The act of having intercourse with a woman, then, post-climax, pushing her down a flight of stairs while videotaping, and finally sending the video of her descent (set to appropriately zany music) to “America's Funniest Home Videos”.
"Dude, my Bob Saget was actually aired on TV! I won $20,000!"
"It's a good thing I videotaped my Bob Saget; now they can only charge me with CONSPIRACY to murder!"
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