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To wear a midget as a hat, the midget would idealy be female; allowing for a tighter fit when placing it on ones bonce
She was so small..
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..
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To give one of your best friends that is a girl the key to your house and then tell her to visit you while you are asleep and no one is ..
