What is Bob The Angry Pedophile?


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A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.

Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy

Kids: No

Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.

Kids: NOOOOO

Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun

Kids:Never

Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.

See pedo, creeper, pedophile, priest, good guy


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