What is Bob The Builder?
1.
A children's cartoon character who, alledgedly, 'can
Bob the Builder, can you fix my relationship with my wife? No? Oh well, at least you can free me from the obligation of interacting with my kids...
2.
A construction worker who is on drugs, sniffs gas, has a couple in the morning, and still thinks he can do it.
Can we smoke it, Yes we can!
Bob the builder got busted for smoking a dube on the job.
Bob the builder smokes dubes while taking a crap.
Bob got busted in his speicial garden.
(Bob) got wasted while working with the crain and destroyed the gentelmen's club next store.
(Bob) was smoking a dube When he heared his crain talk to him.
(Bob) got caught sniffing gas in his dumb truck.
(Bob) does so much drugs that he doesn't know who Bob is anymore
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3.
A fag made of clay. he fucks his bitchy coworker made of clay and her cat...which is also *Suprise* made of clay. he painted eyes and mouths on his consruction vehicles and likes to talk to them.
Whispers: we know hes on crack.
"bob the butthole! can we fuck it?
Bob the butthole! We are Fags!
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4.
a bald guy who fails to do everything and is made of clay. he has friends that are talking cars and trucks. in a few words.
HE IS A FREAKIN BLOB OF CLAY WHO HAS NO REAL FRIENDS AND IS AN EMO SON-OF-A-GUN WHO GAVE UP ON LIFE AND CANT GET A WOMAN!!!
someone random:hey bob can u fix my toy car??
bob the builder: no its fucked
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5.
To describe one douche who wears tools he will never use on his belt, may also have a cell phone handy also. Usually this one walks around like a tough truck driver.
Look at Bob the builder over there.
Where did Brian get his Bob the builder starter kit?
Hey Tom, I swear my son has the same plastic hammer, does it say fisher price too?
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6.
A short man who builds things. Also is short all around, AKA a small penis.
"Wow. Nice house."
"Yeah. Bob the Builder with the small penis built it."
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7.
When 2 dilly construction workers put lemon pudding on the rim of their unshaven asshole and engage in anal sex.
give me a bob the builder
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