Bobak

What is Bobak?


1.

A disgusting mateless anal creature closely resembling a sheep. The Bobak can often be found sucking at the end of peoples members.

Stop being such a Bobak!

2.

A verb.

(1). To penetrate in an uncomfortable position.

(2). To fail despite high expectations, to backfire miserably due to the overt use of vulgarity.

(1). I was never regular, but after getting bobaked in prison I am doing fine.

(2). After a night of heavy drinking, Sally awoke to the realization that she had been bobaked last night. She knew she shouldn't have trusted him.

(3). Despite heavy studying and prior strong results, Greg was completely bobaked on the anatomy exam.

See screwed, failed, cursed, torpedoed, jammed

3.

Totally awesome dude who makes his home somewhere in the northeast.

That Bobak's such a cool guy!

See Jimmy

4.

a large woodland creature who inhabitates the north eastern US. Feeds off roots and insects.

Wow what a spectatular bobak.

5.

A dancer, persian, and oh so handsome...

Bobak is such a great dancer, it must come his persian decent, and notice how gorgeous he looks!

See handsome, persian, dancer, gorgeous, the best

6.

The biggest polish little hardass in the world.

Even Rosie O'Donnel when shes PMSing cant stop that boy

and he has a large Polish sausage

1. Man I wish I was that guy, hes such a Bobak

2. LIL' BOOOOBBAAKKKK!!!

See bobak, player, polish, sausage, wang, hardass


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