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An object that has come into contact with jizz/semen... generally a large amount. These object's are usually owned by people named ..
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The sexual act of shavingyour partners head whilst receiving aggressive fellatio and then finishing off by depositing a significant load..
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Gentle childlike term for one's pecker!
"Mum, my mate wants to play with my lemonade ray gun!"
See pork sword, willy, d..
