Bobbie

What is Bobbie?


1.

(Also known as CAPTAIN BOB or the MAN IN THE BOAT.)

Affectionate nickname for a BUOYANT, bulbousclitoris, which BOBS like a CORK on the bridge or prow of a lady's banana boat.

Often hidden and submerged until its owner has BOBBED or trimmed her bush.

(1) Made a fleeting, uncredited appearance in the uncut version of the 1964 film THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN, starring Debbie Reynolds, when the part was played by an anonymous body-double.

(2) Obliquely referred to in THE CAPTAIN'S PARADISE (1953), but - in typically tight-lipped British fashion - remained hidden and played no part in Yvonne De Carlo's on-screen performance.

(3) Featured prominently in the popular song BOBBY'S GIRL (1962), when America's Marcie Blane revealed the focus of her love in a soulful performance. In Britain, the female longing for BOBBIE was explained, ambitiously, by Susan Maughan in a version whose flip-side was suggestively entitled COME A LITTLE CLOSER. Although both ladies were audibly moved by the obscure object of their affection, its exact appearance was left to the listener's imagination.

(4) Starring in the 1969 film SWEET CHARITY, although Shirley MacLaine stripped, swirled and twirled, displaying a charmingly classy chassis, one significant performer remained mysteriously in the wings, as it were. However, its central role was strongly hinted at by luscious Welsh chanteuse Shirley Bassey, who raunchily belted out the song HEY BIG SPENDER! emphasising that "I don't POP MY CORK for every man I see!"

(5) In 2005, GREYFRIARS BOBBY - a remake of the 1961 Disney film - had, among its cast members, the lovely Gina McKee. However, although a starring role had been announced for something "round, wet and shiny", this turned out to be the nose of the eponymous canine hero, in a shaggy, doggy-style tale of old Edinburgh.

See canoe, man in the boat, orifice, apt, icon, neath, privateer, crustacean, bean, button, gristle, blarney-stone, bb, rivet, nut washer, beulah, budgie-beak, ha'penny, boxing the bud, bearded koala, minogue, cloppertune, tinkle the ivories, ding-ding, Persson

2.

PANTRY PODENDUM: a buoyant, femaleAPPENDAGE, as described in the definition by author Persson*.

*ADDENDA:

(6) Explicitly referred to as BOBBIE WICKHAM, a prominent female character in many of the Jeeves and Wooster stories of P.G. Wodehouse, invariably described as "pert", "lively", "irrepressible" and "irritating".

(7) On a Hollywood set in 1956, poised to appear in Cinemascope in BHOWANI JUNCTION with Ava Gardner, was suddenly obscured from view by a plume of steam from an Indian railways locomotive. (Probably a deliberate tactic by the director, in order not to offend the film censor.)

Thus continues the mysterious case of THE INVISIBLE MAN IN THE BOAT, a figure plagued and repressed by a conspiracy of prurience.

See bobbing, cork, winkle, gobstopper, bulbous, bud, bubble trouble, bobbin, bodkin, nub, nubbin, popeye, pebble, cobble, widget, cog, thimble, thumbnail, marble, barnacle, toyah, tip, topper, plectrum, petula, stamen, pistil, latch, placket, zest, gist, essence, cartridge, bullet, roach, cockroach, scarab, beetle, ladybug, slug, mystery, teresa, frugal, portion, vital, pip, peeper, popsicle, pointer, cursor, hoodwinker, tiddlywink, wiglet, rune, prune, raisin, sultana, niblet, nibble, ounce, nicety, poppet, mingler, foundling, nestling, fledgling, crouton, raspberry, lozenge, pill, juliet, capulet, rice crispy, crumb, plug, piglet, joey, pinky, medal, badge, emblem, token, brooch, pearl, ivory, coral, garnet, jewel, prawn, sprat, sardine, sild, tadpole, belgian, pickle, olive, button mushroom, grape, whelk, hazelnut, almond, walnut, peanut, britney, blister, crackling, poppadom, bit, bittern, acorn, coin, thornbird, dollop, tequila, iona, isabella, glastonbury, winnipeg, dustin, speck, preposition

3.

A person who is old.

A person who has passed their prime of biddiedom.

A person who can no longer hit.

A cougar.

Not yet a mobbie.

She turned 22, she can't hit, she's officially a bobbie. rip.

See cougar, old, biddie, joke, firm

4.

A hoagie (or sub, grinder, hero, etc.) made with fresh turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and mayonnaise. "Thanksgiving on a roll." It is well known through out the Mid-Atlantic and was conceived in 1976 as the signature sandwich at a shop in Delaware called Capriotti's. The Bobbie name spread as the store expanded and became a chain throughout the region, eventually spreading to the West Coast and Florida.

I come all the way from Philly at least once a month to pick me up a 2-foot Bobbie. I'm done with cheesesteaks!

See bobbie, sub, submarine, hoagie, grinder, hero

5.

noun. 1. being a ho or a slut

2. name of a guy or a girl that everyone knows

3. a guy/girl that has fuzzy red hair

4. a person that likes to whore himself/herself on yahoo see slutho yahoo whore

Billy Bob: Dude i saw your girl being a Bobbie.

Billy Joe Bob: When was she being a Bobbie?

Billy Bob: I was watching her on cam with 500 other guys.

Billy Joe Bob: Fack that. Daisy Lou is too much of a Bobbie.

See ho, slut, bobbie, red

6.

1.Someone who runs around acting like a Subgenius, praising "Bob" and whatnot, with out actually being a member of the Church of the Subgenius.

2.Someone currently hypnotized by "Bob"

3.Ulimate fan of "Bob"

4.A newbie in the Church of the Subgenius

5.Other

Quit being a bobbie and fork over thirty bucks!

There were so many bobbie's at the devival, I had to smile.

Hip Dobbshead dude, you're a total bobbie.

7.

an extremely cute but dumb as beans girl who loves guys that are stupid.Like Ben!!!!

Damn you see that guy Bobbie's with, hes got a huge tumor on the side of his face.


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