Bobbitise

What is Bobbitise?

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

Morning Splinter

1. Morning wood in the less well endowed. I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter. See..

J-blade

1. A penis that hooks, resembling a "J" Dr. Powderly's small dick is a j-blade..

Zahroodles

1. Adj. Defines any premade microwave-to-eat noodles/soup in a cup. Zahroodles taste good when microwaved correctly. See zahroodles, nood..

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