What is Bobby Dazzler?
1.
Quaint coloquial term from northern England pertaining to someone very special indeed, either through good looks or by simply wearing something fancy. Your daughter on her birthday might be termed a bobby dazzler, maybe even your missus on a night out if she scrubs up well enough.
"My, that Cathy bird's a reet bobby dazzler!"
2.
A term derived from Lancashire, in the North West of England.
It means someone who looks good, or is well presented, often said to someone who is "dressed to impress" for an event or party
"Your Susie looks a reyt bobby dazzler tonight"
"Ohh arn't you a bobby dazzler"
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3.
a real tasty geezer
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.
'ere, that Mike's a proper Bobby Dazzler - have you seen his suit , must have cost 'im a few quid!
4.
A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.
Oh sweet Jesus I was given a Bobby Dazzler in the evening
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5.
phrase invented by david dickinson to describe anything worth describing. can give fame to anything once said... an antique, a checkers player, a KFC meal, a sock. no-one knows who the real man bobby dazzler is, possibly he is jesus or the triple d in cognito.
"wow that
kfc popcorn chicken was a bobby dazzler, let me tell you!"
"yep, it'd make the duke proud!"
6.
A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.
"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"
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