What is Bobby Henderson?
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Creator and Prophget of the religion "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster". Also an avid campaigner against the teaching of Intelligent Design as science in schools. He wrote a letter to the Kansas School Board of Education outlining his distaste for ID as science.
"Oh yeah, I hear that Bobby Henderson wrote a letter to the Kansas School Board today."
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Prophet of the
Hate mail:
ppl need to realize that these PAstafarians are part of a Hate group against all religions in the so called bible they delibratley make fun of and minimize all other religons. Pastafarianism a not a religion for those with faith it is a thin viel of attack on all religions!!
-Sam
holy shit quit being such pussys damn who honstly gets affended cause they have to say god in the pledge of allegince and that christmas is a national CHRISTIAN holiday and who the fuck r we kidding you will stil except a CHRISTMAS PRESENT so all of u r fake if ur not a chritstian. so quit being assholes and go somewhere else if u dont like it…and what ever u say that this nation wasnt founded by christians is dumb cause every one knows that it was
-a person with a brain
This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
-Some1
wow seriously tell them
fucking faggots making a website about fucking spaghetie
fucking nerd shits
my dog is smarter than you
-HOS
WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH IS A COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MAY BE A CHRISTIAN, IM OKAY WITH OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE, BUT A FUCKING FLYING SPEGETTI MONSTER IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-ihabd
Y’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK U
P.S. GET A LIFE
-jb
I don’t understand why you all hate God. Why don’t you believe He exists? I read in an earlier message that the Bible is filled with historical errors. Actually, it is very historically accurate. Christianity has been around since the beginning of time - it just didn’t have the name Christianity. The belief in God was the very first religion, until man sinned.
-COG
YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!” Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
- jade-jewel
Hate mail for Bobby Henderson, put here to make you laugh.
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