Bobcat Bump

What is Bobcat Bump?


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the bobcat bump is a special form of the Herp Virus that increases the faux visual appeal of a woman, causing her to get a fake tan, fake blonde hair, and a loose vagina. For a man it causes premature ejaculation, use of steroids, sunglasses inside, and a douche bag aura. 1 in 5 students at Texas State, San Marcos has the virus.

Dude he looks like an ass, he must have the bobcat bump.

Student 1 She is hotter than africa, i would tap that.

Student 2 yeah but she has the bobcat bump (aka she is bumpin (slang))

See hurp, sex, bobcat


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