What is Bobit?
1.
someone who gets there dick chopped off
my buddy cheated on his girlfriend and and gave him a bobit
2.
To screw up a situation.
I told my boss die in a fire and left. But I pulled a total bobit and forgot my motorcyle was still locked in his garage.
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3.
A whiny little brat who kisses Paraduck's ass 24/7.
"Oh look, it's Bobit to Paraducks defense again. How can he speak with Para's dick so far into his mouth?"
4.
A parasitic organism. Similar to the common leach. Often found attached to the anus of various waterfoul.
Jesus christ look at the size of the bobit on that ducks ass!
5.
a unique individual that looks like it has a beak for a lip.
bobit pecks at the tree hoping to score some ants
6.
My lover. What would I ever do without your sweet love to defend me? We shall truely go on forever like Romeo and Juliet!
Bobit gives the best head in all of AC.
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