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getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.
"ugh dude..
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Exclamation of disbelief that doesn't use the lord's name in vain
"Excuse me miss, your cat Gussy took a piss on my carp..
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When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
That..