Bobs Your Uncle

What is Bobs Your Uncle?


1.

British word used to say "sorted". Can be used in many scenarios.

Jack: Take the car to the garage, get the engine fixed, bobs your uncle.

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Jack: Go shopping at 10am, get back to play golf, then off to the pub, and a shag later. bobs your uncle

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2.

A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".

Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...

Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!

Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.

See uncle, fuck, bitch, bastard, no


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