Bob's-mom

What is Bob's-mom?


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Bah · bzz · mah · mmm

Origin: Bob's mom is a innocuous and arbitrary reference to a fictitious mother. Bob's mom acts as a less specific object of "Your Mom" jokes and references. Substitutes may include: Jon's Mom, Mike's Mom, Bill's Mom. Used mostly in the politically correct work environment to allow for kinder and more gentle "Mom" jokes that don't offend anyone in specific. For example:

Aaron: This project is huge and will take commitment and focus to get it done right.

Robert: Heh, just like Bob's Mom.

Aaron: I'm reporting you to HR.

Robert: Who's She?

More recently it is used as an adjective or verb.

adj.

1. used up; cashed; secondhand; second rate.

2. showing age or worn out.

3. Tired.

verb.

1. expend or consume.

2. take advantage of; exploit.

3. to get humiliated (bukkake); pwned; wasted.

-adjective.

1. this beer is bob's-mommed, shoot me another one.

2. bob's-mom jokes are so bob's-mom.

3. Jez, this baseball glove is pretty bob's-mommed.

-verb.

1. Let's go out tonight and get bob's-mommed.

2. Quick! bob's-mom that beer, it's your turn to bat!

3. I bob's-mommed all over her face, then slapped her with a ham sandwich.

See mom, used, tired, exploit, pwned, wasted, clean, pure, fresh


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