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Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.
Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shot..
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Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..