Bodega Surprise

What is Bodega Surprise?


1.

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"

At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.

See sauce, kink


48

Random Words:

1. 1. a really cool gangster guy; 2. a cool guy; 3. box; 4. a person that owns in CS. damn that guy is hella box0rz. See gangster..
1. one that refers to sexual terms and always tries to seduce, when really they just wannabe whores I think that girl is quasi ho because ..
1. the act of getting joshish You are really joshish tonight. See The Josh..