What is Bodel?
1.
1. (adjective) discrete, shady, mysterious but not in a good way
2. (verb) to unceremoniously woo, sucker, and then break up with a member of the opposite sex
3. (noun) the quiet tool in the corner stealing all the ladies
1. Dude what happened to Neel? He's being very bodel about where he was last night.
2. That dumb chick was bodellified twice this week.
3. Check out that bastard bodel over there. man those freaking chicks are stupid as hell.