Bodge Edit Meaning

1.

A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright.

1> You bodged together that doghouse, didn't you?

2> How can you tell?

1> The walls look like they can cave in at any time.

2.

1. noun: a term for an attractive male that can be used anywhere because no one has any idea what the hell you are talking about - used primarily in the northeastern portion of the united states (as well as select parts of CA, NY and Mexico).

2. adjective: a term used to describe an attractive male; may also be used in a sarcastic nature

3. verb: to 'make out' with an attractive male.

noun: 1. This bodge in front of us is incredible.. the kind that you want to smear week old guacamole on...

2. The hockey team is a damn bodge carnival.

adjective: 1. Oh my sweet Lord, look at his gams, they are so bodge.

2. That stallion who lives in the basement has the bodgiest 12-pack on the block.

verb: 1. (A) Hey! How was last night?

(B) Good, good - went to the grocery store and picked up some veal shanks and haddock. Then ended up at the bar.. met this kid. you would've loved his blowout.

(A) Did you BODGE him?

(B) Obvi.

See stallion, man beast, guacamole, baj, nub, puppy, sloth

3.

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.

"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."

"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."

See bodge, sex, masturbate, anal, dode

4.

verb, with the literal meaning "to put a square peg in a round hole." This is referring to a scene from Apollo 13. Generally, to bodge is to repair hastily and without care of durability or aesthetics or perfection. Popularized in British television show "Scrapheap Challenge," known as "Junkyard Wars" in the US, and by producer Cathy Rodgers.

Your task is to bodge together a hovercraft from nothing but twisted metal, scrapped cars, and other assorted bits of rubbish!

See jerry-rig, bodger, bodging, bodgy

5.

Pornography, porno, etc.

"X-rated demon that lives in my head. Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed" - Ozzy Osbourne

See Goon

6.

The act of sexual activity.

"I'm getting some bodge this weekend."

"I'd like to get some bodge from her."

"How about some bodge?"

See action, head, sex, kiss, makeout, blowjob

7.

Means to fill a hole, therefore used to mean sex.

You see a fit looking girl. "fancy a bodge?"

See bodge, sex, intercourse, hole, vagina