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hand job
dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fuc..
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The unpleasant experience of not having the adequate time/resources to achieve one's desired level of intoxication.
Fred: I'm..
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When you consume large amounts of corn and peanuts, and then pick the undigested bits out of your shit and feed them to someone you hate..