Body Bag

What is Body Bag?


1.

It is the opposite of a brown bag special, the opposite of butter face. A girl who is said to be a body bag has a gorgeous face, but the body of a hippopotamus. Blow jobs from body baggers are okay only when drunk.

Example 1

Dude A: "That girl has such a cute face"

Dude B: "You mean that body bag over there, her body is trash"

Dude A: "I'd still delight in a BJ from her"

Dude B: "Only when you're drunk"

Dude A: "Of course"

Example 2

Dude A: "That girl is like a reverse paper bag"

Dude B:"She's like a butter body"

Dude C:"You mean a body bag?"

See brown bag special, butter face, butter body

2.

a bag that you put extremely ugly women in right before sex; upgraded version of the paper bag trick (see paper bag); user must create holes in the bag for only the essential body parts to be accessible i.e. vagina, ass, boobs, mouth, nose(for breathing, except in S&M where no hole for breathing is allowed)

Friend: Dude, I do not know how in the world you can fuck your girlfriend...that girl is hideous.

Boyfriend of the ugly ass girlfriend: Relax man. A body bag with only holes that let me see and touch whats important does the trick. Add in a dark room and you can imagine you are fucking any girl you want.

See body bag, paper bag, ugly girl, sex, fuck

3.

Any body builder's sports related bag used to transports gym shoes, shorts and other gear to workout.

Hey dude, do you know where my body bag is...

Ya bro, the red bag right over there...

Oh ya, thanks bro...

See gym bag, gym, under armour, gear, fitness


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