What is Body Builders?
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Usually small minded males trying to overcompensate for their small penile size by revving up their ego. Supposed to be the manliest of men, most come off as gay, since their enormous petruding muscles and small red bikinis tend to repel sane women. They constantly converse with fellow body builders over their daily protein intake or steroid use. Most tend to not be flexible, and they always carry a bottle of self bronzer and or baby oil.
Body Builder #1: "Hey Jeff, can you inject my ass with this Steroid?"
Body Builder #2: "After you rub my pectorals down with this coco butter."
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There are basically three kinds of body builders.
Male - Of course the most famous and easy to imagine. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the quintessential image of this body builder.
Child - Freaky little kids. There's not many, but the most famous is probably Richard Sandrak. At age 12, he has the body of Tom Cruise. At the rate he's going, he might be the next Arnold.
Female - Women that generally gets the exclamation "holy hell!". I do not know any famous female body builders and I honestly don't want to. Looking at pictures of them frightens me. Not because they have big muscles, but because they literally look like men. I don't even know why they bother wearing bras as there is literally NOTHING there! And if their breasts are like that, then you can't help but shudder at the mental image of what might be DOWN THERE!
Either way, body builders are rare because, well, of who they are. Not only is that kind of body extremely difficult to maintain, but it's also ridiculous to have. You want a body that enables you to jog 3 miles without stopping, not a body that makes you exhausted after walking up the stairs. Supposedly, this is the case with body builders. Their bodies are so heavy and bulky that they have trouble moving.
Aside from that, though, body builders are...how should I put this....hideous. Not just the females, but all three types. The extreme bulk of the males (including children) makes them look deformed while the females....well, that part is obvious.
There are women who like those types of men and I guess I could understand, but man, it drives me up the wall when I hear of men who likes those kind of women. Well, whatever way they like it. Personally, I prefer a thin (or hell, even a chubby one) woman over a muscular woman.
Seems to me most of the men eventually end up in body building magazines, talk shows, body building shows or whatever while the women generally end up with the feminist ilk. The pay must be crazy!
