What is Body Condom?
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(slang) A large sheet of plastic wrap, canvas, or other protective material that covers one's self.
You need to wear a body condom in one of those places! -friend's mother, referring to an informal high school homecoming
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2.
a poncho to protect you from the rain
body condoms keep you dry.
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when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick..