Body Condom

What is Body Condom?

(slang) A large sheet of plastic wrap, canvas, or other protective material that covers one's self.

You need to wear a body condom in one of those places! -friend's mother, referring to an informal high school homecoming

See condom, dirty, protection, plastic wrap, high schoolers

a poncho to protect you from the rain

body condoms keep you dry.

See poncho, jacket, trench coat, one size fits all

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