Body Massage Machine

What is Body Massage Machine?


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1. A machine which massages the body

2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's

3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."

Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"

Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"

(A Jeep pulls up)

G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*

Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"

G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"

Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"

G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

See body massage, massage, band


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