Bodyglove

What is Bodyglove?


1.

Slapping someone who's sunburned with an open hand full-force, so you leave a big handprint on their back or front.

Tom: I went to the beach yesterday, and I got soooo sunburned.

Mary: Ooh, let me see?

*Tom lifts up his shirt to show her his back*

Mary: Ooh, looks painful. D'ye want a bodyglove?

Tom: What?

*Mary slaps his back full-force and runs away laughing*

2.

Smacking a girl on the ass during sexual intercourse with the specific intent of leaving a hand-print that resembles the logo of body glove surf-wear company (popular in the mid-nineties)

I totally bodygloved your ass. And you liked it.

See sex, spank, intercourse, slap, ass


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