Boflichter Scale

What is Boflichter Scale?

A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.

The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.

See scale, ruler, yardstick

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.

<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.

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