What is Bofox?
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Powerful drug disseminated to viewers of and those interviewed by Fox News. Akin to the nerve-deadening injections (botox) which relax facial muscles to promote a more youthful appearance, bofox is injected into the brain via nerve cells connected to the ears and eyes in order to deaden parts of the brain associated with youthful, liberal thinking. Frequent neurological injections result in the conversion of the viewer into a Republican. Lethal dosages are not common due to the frequent interruption of these sensory injections by stupid commercials.
...When we return, Bill O'Reilly has an interview with Lebanese bankers who claim to have ties to Hillary Clinton.
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL) HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT BUT I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS!! (Return to air)
Continuing our story, Hillary Clinton injects herself with BOFOX and denies claims that she is supporting terrorism by funneling campaign money through a bank in her former home state of Arkansas the supports terrorism and funds Al Quaeda. This smacks of her flip flop on the Iraq war vote. Viewers who don't want to speak out of both sides of their mouths like Hillary need to turn the sound down to diminish the effects of BOFOX and prevent the chance of an overdose.
