What is Bofum?
1.
In the words of an African American friend of mine, only black people can take three words, combine them into one, and make it two syllables.
Yo nigga, you want nike or adidas?
Damn, bitch, give me bofum.
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2.
Both of them.
"Damn, I couldn't decide which pair of sneakers to get, so I bought bofum."
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3.
this one and that one, those two
"Honey, do you want sausage or bacon?" " I'm hungry, fix bofum!"
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4.
AN EBONICS TERM THAT STATES THE INABILITY TO DECIDE BETWEEN THE TWO
"LOGAN, WHICH ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT?" "THEY BOTH LOOK REDONKULUS! I WANT BOFUM!!!"
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