Bog Salmon

What is Bog Salmon?

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

See high diver, poo, turd, log cabin, cable, moby dick

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