Boggles

What is Boggles?


1.

A consistently developing mental and visual condition that allows ugly girls to look progressively better as a man spends an extended period of time in the Greater Boston Area. This illness typically results in copious amounts of awkward mornings and regrettable encounters.

"Aw man did you see that beat chick Nick hooked up with last night?"

"Yeah man, he said she was a 7."

"No way dude, the boggles are totally taking effect, she's a 3 at best"

See beer goggles

2.

The act of placing a man's ball sack over someones eyes.

While she slept, I joyously gave her a warm, fuzzy pair of boggles.

See boggles, balls, goggles, boggle, goggle

3.

another word for beer goggles, i.e. drinking sweet amounts of beer and then thinking that your amazingly unsexy flatmate is a blonde stunner who wants insane hot sex with you then you wake up next to her the next morning scream and slap her in the face with your foot long penis.

i think bevin had his boggles on last night cos he took that chick home who lokks like the grinch that stole christmas, and then I saw her today and she had a big mushroom shaped welt on her forehead! spot on bevin!

See grinch, beer goggles, mushroom, bevin


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