What is Bogthroponomy?
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The study of why it has been long suspected that African-Americans use the game "Boggle" to name their children. Many Anthroponomists have come to the conclusion that this is the only reason that names
like "Kenisha", "Shaniqua", "LaTicia", etc. ever came to light.
An example of Bogthroponomy:
(Vigorous shaking of "Boggle"--SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE!)
Black father-to-be: "LaWanda! LA WAAAAANDA!!! I think I gots a name for our bundow uh' joy!!!"
Expecting Mother: "Well, what did you come up wit' Malcolm-Jamal?"
Father: "Sha-Ni-Qua!!!!!!!! The Boggle TOL' me so!!!"
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The over-head lighting that comes on at a bar/club near closing time. Has the immediate affect of reversing beer goggles.
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