Bogward-rush

What is Bogward-rush?


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Emergency dash for the loo, frequently induced by the arrival of the turtle's head.

The action of someone who has been clenching all the way home on the bus having failed to drop the kids off before leaving work.

Out of the way Johnny, Daddy won't stop his bogward-rush for anyone.

See desperate, poo, turtle's head


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