What is Bohgizzle?
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The new-age sport of kings.
This sport can only be played once a day, during sunrise.
All players must begin by facing the rising sun.
Next all players must raise their left foot onto it's heel, with the sole of the foot and the ground creating a 45 degree angle.
The final, and most important step in Bohgizzling is to stroke the left foot with the right hand.
All players must partake in synchronicity.
Everybody wins.
If this sport is played at any other time than sunrise, all results are nullified, and the event must be referred to as a "Fauxgizzle".
Honky, that party was off the chain!
The sun is coming up; let's Bohgizzle.
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