What is Boiled Rice?
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A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
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