What is Boink'd?
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A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.
Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.
Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.
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A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.
I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.
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When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.
"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"
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