What is Boink'd?
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A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.
Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.
Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.
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to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.
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