What is Boise?
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b-town is a land of plenty. it's got north-western heart and activty galore. the moutains are your idaho playground. most cars have ski, kayak or bike racks because people are all about being a part of their environment. boise is comfortable, yet always advancing into the big city it might one day be. boise people are welcome to each new cultural event or downtown festival that brings us a little closer to metropolitan-life. in driving outside the central area, one finds a peaceful country existence juxtaposed with newly developed subdivisions. it retains farming community charm while presenting the good and bad that comes with growth. boise is perfect-move here. you will be happy.
boiseans play frisbee golf with great passion
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A place where idiots from Manhattan wish they could live, but are to fucking stupid so they settle for paying $2,500 a month to rent an apartment the size of a walk-in closet and call that living! Boise offers fast access to the outdoors (unlike the saps in NYC who call Central Park wilderness). Mt. biking, cycling, hiking, skiing, rafting and clean air! Yet, everytime we end up someplace like Manhattan we hear the same stuipd morons tell potato jokes. The joke is on those fools! Go ahead, crame yourself into a hell hole with 8 million other idiots and delude yourself that NYC is great - give me reality! Give me Idaho!
A two hour drive in any direction from Boise takes you to a diverse environmental experience - mountains, lava fields, rivers, and REAL people!
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The Only Town In Idaho, that is somewhat not related to Potatoes.
Basically only part where Idaho is Technologically advanced.
AKA-- Treasure Valley ( Boise, Eagle, Meridian, Nampa, Caldwell)
I live in Boise, thats in Idaho.
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People who don't live here, mispronounce it: Boys Z. No, No, Not right. It is: Boy See, got it? I Da (Duh) Ho. Thank you very much.
I hate it when people say: Boys Z, for Boise.
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The biggest city in
i saw the shins in concert at the egyptian in boise
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A largely used word in the rs communtiy for one who gmaes golf and runescape with little skill, and very few friends. Started in campbell river by using the word boyz such as what is up boyz then a kid named kyle asked what does that mean? and another kid said shut up your so boise. the word then became very popular and came to mean everything that kyle kid is, fat, gamer, loser, fag etc. It is now used as a common insult such as fag.
"Kyle you are so friggin boise"
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A city people growing up in/living in during the
Boise in the 90's was a peaceful area, and I know this becuase I lived in a neighborhood full of child rapists and never once got abducted walking home from school. There was a slighty more creative slang language back then too. Old playground insults like "Gaywaud" were sputtered about, resulting in laughter, and people didn't seem to get offended as much. There were a lot less fads polluting the environment (To name a few that we have today....
People would gather and listen to some good tunes like
Boise now, however, is something of a cess pool. It has expanded and practically absorbed the less interesting places like Nampa, Caldwell, and Meridian. Retards, chavs, and bums cloud the streets like a plague. More califronians have slipped in, and the city altogether has devolved. The camelot era is forgotten. It's as though God has decided to take a big dump on my childhood. The sandbox has filled up with dogterds! (Wtf? Thought I had a fence?)
The rest of Idaho is pretty much the same. A shithole with lots of egotistical, argumentative, moronic, opinionated, "Open minded" (Drug addicted), Guitar-game-appendage obsessed freak liberals. Or the occasional hillbilly you see working at the Goodwill store that just irks the fuck out of you. You really don't want to live here.
Boise was a great place to live ten years ago.
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