What is Bolivia?
1.
Country ruled by a speech-impaired Drug Dealer (Evo Morales) that loves to kiss Hugo Chavez's and Fidel Castro's asses, sometimes in tandem.
"Hey, amigo Chavez, amigo Castro, soy Evo, de Bolivia Bolivariana!"
Castro: "I guess I'm pulling my pants down once more"
Chavez: "Go ahead, I had enough of his brown nosing at the last summit"
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2.
A country filled with bolitas.
Bolitas live at Bolivia
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3.
it IS an awesome place to live! it has lots of different landscapes and places to go! the food is delicious!!!
- hey , dude, i went to bolivia last summer!
- yeah, how was it?
- you wouldn`t believe it!!! i had the best time ever!!
- hehehe, lucky for you!!!
4.
Food capital of hell
Bolivia lover: HEY MAN BOLIVIA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER THE FOOD IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
pros only dude: Awesome, sure, if you think giant tape worms crawling around in your intestines that might some day come half way out while you shit so you try pulling it out but it wont budge and you run out of the bathroom dripping diarrhea all over to find a knife to cut it out while likely substaining injuries to your anus/rectum and spreading AIDS to your entire family because you don't wash the diarrhea blood covered knife off before you cut your families hamburgers up resulting in your entire family leaving you and making you die a slow, lonely death is awesome.
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5.
Tha Best Fuckin Country in th world!
Viva Bolivia Hasta La Muerte
