Bollard

What is Bollard?

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

See chav, townie, pikey, ned, chavvy

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.

I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

See niggerhead, rope dope

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

Chapellian

1. A black person who is racist against other blacks and likes to say " nigger" as well. The Chapellian joined the KKK....? See..

Quelch

1. Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc. "Stop quelching,..

Fiji Bitches

1. Women who like men with style, class, taste, and money. See also golddigger. "Man, I can't get these Fiji Bitches off my cock..

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