Bollard

What is Bollard?

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

See chav, townie, pikey, ned, chavvy

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.

I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

See niggerhead, rope dope

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

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1. spin-off of the highly successful, highly caffinated Mountian Dew. tastes like menstration in a can. *pops a top*....*sips*..GHACK!!! ..

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