Bollard

What is Bollard?

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

See chav, townie, pikey, ned, chavvy

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.

I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

See niggerhead, rope dope

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

Noskiller

1. Someone who lacks in skill at a computer game. Another definition for noob. Can also be used in conjunction with noob. OMG, look at tha..

Traunch

1. To push a friend in the back when he is not expecting it or is extremely vulnerable, especially when urinating. Ohh man JonO! You traun..

Vermomd

1. Vermomd is a RuneScape player, that has 99 ranged and magic. Vermomd is a Dutch word and in English it's Disguised. ZOMG DID YOU ..

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