Bollard

What is Bollard?

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

See chav, townie, pikey, ned, chavvy

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.

I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

See niggerhead, rope dope

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

Zoodles

1. A type of canned pasta. Or "Jeremy Faubert" Boy these Zoodles are good. Hey zoodles, your black! 2. To be crazy and/or nut..

Captain Brown Eye

1. An other term for a persons anus. "Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye" See captain, moon, brown, ey..

Urabon

1. 'underground' photos showing uncensored genitals, technically illegal in Japan. Japanese urabon schoolgirl in pigtails See S..

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