Bollinger

What is Bollinger?


1.

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting

Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.

See package, moose knuckle, bulge, groin

2.

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."

With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.

See bollinger, insult, columbia, iran

3.

Invite someone to a party and then insult them for personal gain

The president of Iran was completely bollingered at Columbia University.

See grandstand, flip-flop, blamestorm


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