Bollix

What is Bollix?


1.

IRISH:

A greeting embellishment (friendly)

A derogatory description of a person

Of or relating to the gonads of a male

A statement of falsehood

A negation of a proposition

Greeting: Maher, ya auld bollix, how are ya?

Derogatory description: He's a useless bollix, that Maher

2.

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

See oracle

3.

Literally, "fucker" .

Taken from the movie "The Comittments"

Joey: I'm Joey -The Lips- Fagan.

Jimmy: An' I'm Jimmy -The Bollix- Rabitte

See jhp


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