Bollock

What is Bollock?


1.

1. n. testicle

2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner

3. v. tell off

4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish

1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or"

2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.

3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work

4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"

2.

Bollock(s)

(1) I dont give a shit about

(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)

(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)

(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off

'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.

See balls, bollox, bollocking, bollocked, bolloxed

3.

1. to knacker, chew out.

2. to knacker, tire out.

1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.

2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.

4.

a testicle

Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!

5.

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)

You're gonna get a bollocking now.

You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

6.

Britian's way of saying fuck.

*man smashes finger*

"Bollock!"

See britian, fuck, bollocks, brit

7.

Something dogs can lick

A good telling off

Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"

"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

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