Bollock Custard

What is Bollock Custard?


1.

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".


2

Random Words:

1. To agree as in saying yes, but in a cuter way. "Do u like ice cream?" "YUPPERS!" 2. A cooler way to say yup. Yu..
1. eating to much fiber and your shit gets so big and wide it stretches your asshole. man i had the worst case of mytoplycosia today! See..
1. An overweight white girl wearing black leggings/spandex - spandex + panda = spanda. Emily: Shit son, Spanda alert, ten o clock. Chris:..