Bollock Dolphin

What is Bollock Dolphin?

1. An exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday

2. A dolphin with one testicle.

3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin

4. generic impulsive insult

when standing outside Sainsburys at 5:01pm (Sunday)"oh bollock dolphin, one finds that Sainsburys is closed"

or

*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"

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