Bolmph

What is Bolmph?

1.

A really ghetto word for penis

no example needed is this twenty words now? Huh?

2.

Incorrect spelling of bulmf. It means to get royally oyally fucked.

My car broke down on the highway, we're "bolmphed"

3.

Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998

1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.

2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.

3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.

1. Only men have bolmphs.

2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.

3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.

See J.C.

4.

To get completely REAMED in your ass.

Billy liked Ashley. Too bad for Billy, Ahsley thought Billy was a retard and ignored him. So one day Billy snathed her as after school a bomphed her hard

Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!

Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*

5.

That thing I rammed up yer ass last nite!!!!

DUN NEED IT! I say you don't need it 1! 20

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