Bolmphe D'la Femme

What is Bolmphe D'la Femme?

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

Kongwei

1. an uncommon slang for stupid or unintelligent. Look at Jeremy, he looks so kongwei. See kong, wei, kongwei, stupid, unintelligent..

[pollock Bitch Slap]

1. Right before you cum pull out and shake your dick around as your cumming to splatter your cum around. Occaissionally slap the recipient ..

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

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